The Reason Why People Resign...

If working on your present job is starting to feel hard as looking for a new one, get the hell out of it. And I am a believer, but don’t hate my job. I even love doing product descriptions. I just hate some people around me. And I want them to disappear. If I only have selective vision, where I can set my eyes to see only the people I like and deselect those I hate. Grrr.. Can you just f*cking disappear, Assholes?!!!

I mean please…

JAY-R SIABOC and TERI AUNOR...

How are they related? Magkamukha di ba??

Soak Up The Sun: The Anak Ng Pasig Summer Weekend @ Pangasinan

And Yes!!! We went to Pangasinan to have fun fun fun and we sure had lots of it.
Sobra… Kahit Alam Kong Hindi Na Tama…

Take a look at these pictures to experience the fun we enjoyed and the fun that you missed.. hahahahahaha!!!

Kahit mga lalaki naging bakla na rin.. bwahahahahaha

The Sexiest Photo Next To Mine.. lolx

This is not a Save-The-Endangered-Species Campaign...

Beating the summer heat

Sitting right next to a certified HMMM PAPI

Having a lot of fun fun fun

We dont intend to be sexier than the BENCH AD

Oh la la!!!

And the best part is.....

I didn’t get that PENSHOPPE AD look I really want that I will soon regret. Thanks to the maximum sun protection of the BEACH HUT MAX, the only sunblock spray that has SPF 75 plus, for preserving my fair skin.

Next stop? Pack your sunblock and sunglasses guys as we all get another bumpy ride to…… Zambales!!! Yohoooo!!!!

Hmmm Papi...

Also known as Denny Duquette on Grey's Anatomy, John Winchester on Supernatural, and The Comedian on Watchmen, this Jeffrey Dean Morgan recently become the newest member of my “HMMM PAPI” LIST. Born with a spitting image of his fellow HMMM PAPI member Robert Downey Jr., Mr. Morgan blew me off like what Hugh Jackman did to me. Yes, I fell in love with him being William, an Irish band member of the movie P.S. I Love You.

This is Jeffrey, My Newest Hmmm Papi... delicious!!!

Isn’t he gorgeous? Don’t you just love his unique masculine appeal? Kasi ako baliw na baliw na ako sa kanya!!! Sobra… Kahit alam kong hindi na tama. Now that sounds like Maricel Soriano. Bwahahahahahaha

A TOAST for ARAXI REI...?

ohhh I'd love to own this look!!! whatdyathink?

After weeks of hibernation, I finally went out of my cave and I decided to hunt some blah blahs and have some feed. I happen to pass by NORTH EDSA and I see some butterflies after looking at how gorgeous the new PENSHOPPE billboard looks like. AWESOME.

And recently, believe it or not, I am measuring every possibility of getting that new PENSHOPPE look. I am not going crazy or what, but having that burnt tan skin and a bleach blonde head this summer is just hot. And so ARAXI REI is now, thinking about owning it as well.

If you are one of my friends, and also concern about my welfare, please help me figure out if I am making a big mistake or,… yeah, a Bigger one.

Happy Birthday Jaja

Jaja is not just a typical “VAVABOOM” with fierce personality, big boobies and voluptuous body, but a woman with a big heart as well. A natural-born cool-hearted individual who believes that love is the purpose of her creation. She is never afraid to express what she feels, translate it in words and spill it whenever she feels the need to. Dapat nga nireregaluhan ng brake fluid yan eh at ng magkaron naman ng preno minsan ang bunganga.. bwahahahahaha..

She loves entertainment. Artista, Commercial model, Sex bomb dancers.. lahat ng lumalabas sa TV at pelikula, gusting gusto nya yan. So, you will never see her sad as she loves being amused.. lalong lalo na siguro kapag sinayawan ng pagiling-giling na si OLIVER. Charoshness lang.

A girl with a very positive personality who deserves to have a group of fabulous friends like us, who loves her just the way she is and what she will become.

She also loves SEEEEXXX more she ever love her dress right now. (insert evil face) Kaya lang wala pa syang napipiling kapartner sa larangang ito. bwahahahaha. Ngayun, hanggang sa kwentuhan na lang muna. bwahahahaha!!!

dahil dyan... I wish her to finally find the prince who is willing to climb up her tower, and travel thru her long hair (na sya lang actually ang nagcreate at sinuportahan naman namin). A guy who likes being with her, loves her like the way her friends do, and accepts everything about her.

And of course, to live longer to serve the purpose of her existence. God bless you!!!

Happy Happy Birthday, JAJA..

We love you gurl…

Mwah

Me and My Big Self-Centered Mouth

Judgmental people around me think I am full-of-self. That I am a self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish brat, because I talk about myself all the time and I always want to be the center of attention. Well, I admit, there are too much about me that I really need to tell and I don’t run out of stories to blab about and I’d rather consume my calories talking about me than talking about anybody else, behind their backs. I think that made sense.