DUMBELINA!!!!

It took me a million years to post another blog entry. And yes, I went to Bicol, spent some quality time with my family and friends who had been really dieting a lot. I feel their junks on me. Everybody is skinny, why am I fat? After living like a millionaire in my home town, I am back in the metropolis with nothing but clothes, myself and some nuts (some in my head while others were sweetened).

Not to mention my first ever travel by the sky. My dream is for SPERMAN to rescue me and fly me to the moon. I am 25, and yet I still hold a childish fear. And yes I am acrophobic. A special thanks to Melvin, who was with me at my first air trip with fear, I am slowly getting over.

Just like the virgin-looking half-virgin Myda, I am also loaded with too much work. So, some may be expecting something explosive from this new blog entry. It may not be but I sure did have the most outrageous laugh yesterday.

One from the million lazy days at the office, the MUG shot addict and LOMOGRAPHIC ARTS ASSOCIATION certified cam whore, The Star of “blogspotting..”, Nikki asked me to check my YM list for an award winning status message from our previous officemate in Legazpi. Blame our dirty minds for laughing out loud. Brace yourselves guys and here it is!!!

Thaaaaadaaaaahhhh!!!!

And also one of our team mates offered him self to the hungry girl, but fail in the end with the girl’s fear to get a “tinga.”

Gaano ba kaliit yan jerjer? Parang dental floss lang, na pwede mong ipasok sa gitna ng dalawang nag uumpugang ipin? Hahahahahaha. Next time, be a little nosey, DUMBELINA.. bwahahaha

Look, I Am An Avatar!!!

I had one of the most boring days of my life last Sunday morning. I was the only one in the room aside from of course, my husband who had been sleeping quietly for hours, because he thinks he had to, for the achievement of his so-called “old man that dwells in a young body” look. (that he failed to don’t have, or maybe he looks so lip-smacking for me coz I love him more than you do. Everybody loves my husband) I tried to close my eyes and get more sleep but I just couldn’t.

So, I hurried up, stood on my ass and fed my eyes with the boring and was written-by-mistake, self-declared unedited blogs of my fellow officemate, (who, we think should blog in Filipino which is OK for a non-writer who wants to do blogs and we understand her if she effectively write them in her native tongue.)

After, squeezing my asshole from that crispy laughs that I just had, I landed on a website called FACE YOUR MANGA. A cool do-it-yourself-site to where I instantly become a perfect avatar maker. Just take a look at how cute I can be if I am an avatar. Tadaaaahhh!!!!

Isn’t that gorgeous? Now, you can make your own. Make sure you are bored enough to do it. Now, click this to enjoy Facing Your Manga.

Ninoy And Joseph Gave Me Something To Blog About

Bored?.. . fed up? Got nothing to do? Grab some ABE, take some fake hair, set it on top of your head, pull some Ninoy and Joseph.. then finally pose for a GJ shot.. strange things happen..

enjoy!

The Not-So-Impressive Side of the iPhone 3G

I just had the freshest August 2008 edition of my hubby’s favorite Gadget Magazine, T3. We may not own everything inside but at least we are updated about the hottest and the not-so-hot gadgets on the market. Of course, my heart is still drooling to own the Fuji Finepix F100FD, but is no longer interested on getting the iPhone 3G.

Apple announced the highly sophisticated and most anticipated come back of its iPhone. Now moving on with its full renovations handling a 3G network they failed to include on the first release. Hurray for Apple!!! For finally realizing that most cell phones companies are making it a standard feature.

“Twice as Fast, Half the Price.” I just hope it applies here in the Philippines. I am expecting a price hike of P20k or higher.

It was brilliant that the new iPhone is bulkier than the first one, making it easier to handle. It also boasts its Wifi Application that can connect to Wifi networks in 4 sec. This means, you can seat back and enjoy the coach potato time while watching some flicks on Youtube. Also a great gadget for online chat and emails.

However, I am more depressed than impressed. While Nokia, SE, Moto and other famous cell phone companies are aiming to produce a phone with 8 megapixels this year, Apple seems to be so comfortable with its 2.0 megapixel. And spending a huge amount of more than P40k on a phone with irreplaceable li-ion battery, no expandable memory, no video and no MMS is a complete waste of bucks.

I am not getting one for myself.

And by the way, its HANS MORTEL and ATE GAY’S NATAL DAY today. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I made ate gay cry this morning when I greeted her with a wish.

Donation Please

My future luscious voluptuous extended curl lashes with John Lloyd Cruz

I had the most intensive type of self control yesterday, when nikki and I had a stroll along the voyeur ways of Robinsons Galleria. She opted to buy a pair of stiletto for her cousin but failed. You can ask her why. Hehehe. We landed on several shops that sell most of my well-loved items like the colorful fashionable watches from MINT which I really “heart” a lot. I felt depressed that I was financially challenged by these watches that cost only P350.00. Am I not paid enough or I just need a good paying extra job?

Seriously, I have to tighten my belt this season coz I paid for my bugging monthly debts. I am paid more than what most of the employed Filipinos get but still, I find myself running out of finances. Just like some of my fellow officemates, I also question why do we have to pay much on our basic needs? Why do we have to work a lot and earn only enough? Why do we have to ask about these things all the time and still end up unresolved?

We also had a chance to visit D VISAGE, found at the lower ground floor of the mall, to inquire about the LASH extension, one of the modifications I am oohhhing to have. I wish, someone with a good heart would give me cash so I can have the treatment for free.

A small amount of P2,000.00 would not cause a huge loss in your wallet. You can send me a private message so I can give my ATM account number. Bwahahahaha. I just need a change.

Low, Low, Low, Low....

If not because of my cheap umbrella, I would have gone home wet all over. It was raining last night. After burning 300 calories over a 30-minute cardio workout on a treadmill, I decided to focus on my upper chest and abdominal area. So I went home early.

I finally had a good sleep, after nights of suffering from insomnia.

For months, I’ve been complaining about my weight, that the nurse told me I am a bit obese, I had to cut out some unhealthy food habits to have a good and healthy diet. She told me to have a low salt, low sugar, low fat, low calorie, low protein, low carb, more water diet. Imagine, what kind of food should I eat?

I’ve been dozing to eating only oats, the only food I found to fit her descriptions. I convinced myself it’s delicious, cause if I don’t force myself to love what I should eat, I won’t stop complaining about it all the time. Just think about the length of time I am stocked on that LOW-ON-EVERYTHING DIET. I will be living with it for months my dear. It sucks, I know, but because I want to be healthy, I have to live with it. Not bad at all, it makes me feel like a ten month old baby.

To make it easier, I selected some delectable oat flavors. But still, it’s boring. And please don’t ask me anything about food if you don’t want to ruin my day.

I WORKED SO HARD TO LOSE YOU...

I had a troubled sleep. I don’t know why but it could be the raunchy rotting smell that surprised me when I opened our bedroom door last night. My playful imaginative self went into several creepy thoughts that brought me up until 2 o’clock in the morning. So, imagine a day with only four hours of sleep.

Anyways, I am wearing my most boring outfit today. A dirty brown ripped-off polo shirt matched to a dark tan baggy peddle pants paired to a red Chuck Taylor sneakers and white rubberized fashion wrist watch from ODM. This is accomplished by not doing my laundry for days. i don't wanna go to the office naked, so I am doing it today, Hopefully…

I submitted myself to GYM after I promised months ago that I would religiously go on a weight loss program. And so I finally pushed my dream of working out. My body misses it. I don’t belong to the legions of skinny-obsessed bulimics. I want to be healthy and fit. That’s it. I don’t care if you believe me or not. But I am a health buff.

From weighing 125lbs last December 2007, I bloated to 152lbs last JUNE and now I lost 4.403lbs. which is a good result after dusting myself off. My body doesn’t show the pounds I lost but at least I weigh down. My hard works are paying off. According to my Physical Trainer, it will take months to see the results. And I wont get tired of devoting myself to it until I finally shrink to my normal state so i can wear my skinny jeans and skimpy trunks again. Bwahahahaha.

You'll have to watch out for that.

And ooopps, you can visit MELVIN's site if you want to know more about his CITY LIFE.