Be Gay... Be Famous....

Linday Lohan admitted she’s gay. Clay Aiken also officially announced that he is gay (not really obvious). And mwah, as well as my partner is living a gay life for almost forever. Is this some sort of an i-wanna-be-the-it-girl--so-i-admitted-I’m-gay or being gay is just in? What is happening to these people?

I am so loving it!

a clone of an angel

You are looking at future culprit of me and my partners break-up. And yes, you are looking at one of the most blessed men of the world. People knew him as Kyle XY, my freshest newest love interest. Look at those eyes, you might want to seat around and stare at his face forever. Come here, sit beside me and feed our slobbering minds with his OH-MY-GOD image.

I just can’t get enough of this addiction. I binge too much to it. Once I plug the dvd player and start with a plan to stimulate melatonin production by watching KYLE XY, I always end up with a never ending dvd marathon. The urge is so uncontrollable. Every episode, every new revelation brings out a non-explainable force the pushes me to watch the next episode.. Then the next one.. Until I don’t get enough rest. Go to the office after an hour of sleep, with his images in my brain. Now tell me I’m a junkie.

I am currently watching the 8th episode of its season two. And I wanna go home to finish the entire season. And then die waiting for the third season to finally end, so I can buy the dvd version, to continue the undying KYLE XY marathon.

Its not only the MATT DALLAS that I watch out to, it’s the story of the series. It talks about how hard it is to not have your own family. The last two episodes of the first season made me burst out with tears. I was touched when Kyle had to leave the Trager family to discover his origin. I just love how the story goes aside from the so innocent drool-over -my-hot -body looks of my future fiancé Matt Dallas.

I just had enough blahs for today. I am looking forward to go home tonight and finish the remaining 20 episodes of the season two.

And of course, I can't trade my Arnell for a "him". I still love my partner, no matter how good looking Matt is.

Ooppss don’t give me that look.. napakajudgemental mo naman te. Attorney ka ba dati?

JHIG'S PUTOPAO MADNESS

I promised Jhigs, my fellow kapapananampalataya that I’ll be promoting his PUTOPAO BUSSINESS here at my blogspot. I hurried up, made an advertisement. After some click here and type there. Here it is.

“Tired of going out of the office every morning for breakfast? You don’t have to walk a mile because now, you can just seat back, do your work while enjoying your breakfast at the same time!

Introducing, the best tasting PUTOPAO, a pride of Laguna. A Putopao like you’ve never tasted. Made from high quality wheat flour from Davao, filled with soft beef muscles that'll sure boost your eating appetite and will definitely make you ask for more, packed with more vitamins and minerals to fulfill your daily nutritional needs, BFAD approved with no therapeutic effects, less carb, less fat, less sugar, less calorie, just enough to sustain a healthy diet, not only that, the dough is added with 5% powdered glutathione and vitamin c that works hand in hand to give you that whiter and youthful skin, you’ve always wanted, with a full day money-back guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Send your orders now to experience the once in a lifetime indulgence, and we’ll be glad to deliver our very own oven-fresh PUTOPAO right at your own desk!

Orders are available while supply lasts..”

Prepare for more orders mare.

DUMBELINA!!!!

It took me a million years to post another blog entry. And yes, I went to Bicol, spent some quality time with my family and friends who had been really dieting a lot. I feel their junks on me. Everybody is skinny, why am I fat? After living like a millionaire in my home town, I am back in the metropolis with nothing but clothes, myself and some nuts (some in my head while others were sweetened).

Not to mention my first ever travel by the sky. My dream is for SPERMAN to rescue me and fly me to the moon. I am 25, and yet I still hold a childish fear. And yes I am acrophobic. A special thanks to Melvin, who was with me at my first air trip with fear, I am slowly getting over.

Just like the virgin-looking half-virgin Myda, I am also loaded with too much work. So, some may be expecting something explosive from this new blog entry. It may not be but I sure did have the most outrageous laugh yesterday.

One from the million lazy days at the office, the MUG shot addict and LOMOGRAPHIC ARTS ASSOCIATION certified cam whore, The Star of “blogspotting..”, Nikki asked me to check my YM list for an award winning status message from our previous officemate in Legazpi. Blame our dirty minds for laughing out loud. Brace yourselves guys and here it is!!!

Thaaaaadaaaaahhhh!!!!

And also one of our team mates offered him self to the hungry girl, but fail in the end with the girl’s fear to get a “tinga.”

Gaano ba kaliit yan jerjer? Parang dental floss lang, na pwede mong ipasok sa gitna ng dalawang nag uumpugang ipin? Hahahahahaha. Next time, be a little nosey, DUMBELINA.. bwahahaha

Look, I Am An Avatar!!!

I had one of the most boring days of my life last Sunday morning. I was the only one in the room aside from of course, my husband who had been sleeping quietly for hours, because he thinks he had to, for the achievement of his so-called “old man that dwells in a young body” look. (that he failed to don’t have, or maybe he looks so lip-smacking for me coz I love him more than you do. Everybody loves my husband) I tried to close my eyes and get more sleep but I just couldn’t.

So, I hurried up, stood on my ass and fed my eyes with the boring and was written-by-mistake, self-declared unedited blogs of my fellow officemate, (who, we think should blog in Filipino which is OK for a non-writer who wants to do blogs and we understand her if she effectively write them in her native tongue.)

After, squeezing my asshole from that crispy laughs that I just had, I landed on a website called FACE YOUR MANGA. A cool do-it-yourself-site to where I instantly become a perfect avatar maker. Just take a look at how cute I can be if I am an avatar. Tadaaaahhh!!!!

Isn’t that gorgeous? Now, you can make your own. Make sure you are bored enough to do it. Now, click this to enjoy Facing Your Manga.

Ninoy And Joseph Gave Me Something To Blog About

Bored?.. . fed up? Got nothing to do? Grab some ABE, take some fake hair, set it on top of your head, pull some Ninoy and Joseph.. then finally pose for a GJ shot.. strange things happen..

enjoy!

The Not-So-Impressive Side of the iPhone 3G

I just had the freshest August 2008 edition of my hubby’s favorite Gadget Magazine, T3. We may not own everything inside but at least we are updated about the hottest and the not-so-hot gadgets on the market. Of course, my heart is still drooling to own the Fuji Finepix F100FD, but is no longer interested on getting the iPhone 3G.

Apple announced the highly sophisticated and most anticipated come back of its iPhone. Now moving on with its full renovations handling a 3G network they failed to include on the first release. Hurray for Apple!!! For finally realizing that most cell phones companies are making it a standard feature.

“Twice as Fast, Half the Price.” I just hope it applies here in the Philippines. I am expecting a price hike of P20k or higher.

It was brilliant that the new iPhone is bulkier than the first one, making it easier to handle. It also boasts its Wifi Application that can connect to Wifi networks in 4 sec. This means, you can seat back and enjoy the coach potato time while watching some flicks on Youtube. Also a great gadget for online chat and emails.

However, I am more depressed than impressed. While Nokia, SE, Moto and other famous cell phone companies are aiming to produce a phone with 8 megapixels this year, Apple seems to be so comfortable with its 2.0 megapixel. And spending a huge amount of more than P40k on a phone with irreplaceable li-ion battery, no expandable memory, no video and no MMS is a complete waste of bucks.

I am not getting one for myself.

And by the way, its HANS MORTEL and ATE GAY’S NATAL DAY today. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I made ate gay cry this morning when I greeted her with a wish.