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Everybody smiles when they here this voice prompt.. do you agree? Lets visit the machine now.. hurry!!! before everybody fills the line.

... listen

I used to be a stubborn kid with a purpose-driven life, to piss other people off. I was successful. Very successful. But you know, KARMA? My bestfriend? Hahahahaha… he was with me all the time, and it’s not healthy.

Yes, life is a bitch because I am myself is a bitch. I exist to make people hate life. Hahahahaha…

The aftermath? I heard myself singing.. “Its all coming back, all coming back to me now..” with my best friend’s constant visit. And with that I learned to tone down. Maybe because I am growing and it goes with the aging hormones. Or whatever it is, I still feel the need to grow.

I started by thinking positive. I put away my mean side and replace it with sweetness. Then I started gaining friends, I started to become a reason of everyone’s laughter. Then I realize, its more fun being nice.

It’s a positive change.
Just like what I am telling everybody.
Always be positive.
It’s maybe hard but if you get use to it, it will be easier.
Everything is easy if you think it’s easy.

I don’t want to be a stubborn kid, no more.
Stubborn kid doesn’t learn.

And also remember, WE ALL HAVE EARS TO LISTEN, SO USE IT.
Some people are unlucky to miss this gift.
If you don’t know how to listen, donate mo na lang sa willing makinig!!!

And one mode thing.
Kapag pinapangaralan ka, you listen to what he is telling you.
Don’t look at the person talking.
Because if you do, the tendency is to judge him according to whom he is, without focusing on the talk he is doing.
But if you listen, and if you absorb everything by just listening and without looking, it will make you a better person. Most of the successful people I know master the Art of LISTENING. But if you don’t want to be a better person, open your eyes wide. And be miserable your entire life.

Jesus even said, “Listen to me, don’t look at me.”
Even Beyonce complains about not listening.
"All 'cause you won't listen….
And I've tried and tried
To say whats on my mind
You should have known…
You should have listened……"

I’m done talking. Will you listen?

balls and movies

I congratulate ZIRKOH GREENHILLS for winning the Inter-Comedy Bar Volleyball Tournament. SWEET also known as John Lapus had an apparition. But after the nerve racking battle between Punchline and The Library, he left. Romel Chika and Julia Clarete were also there for the first time.

Though Vice Ganda exerted all her Horsepower towards winning the game, The Library still got the third spot making Punchline be on the fourth spot. Then Zirkoh Greenhills won the championship match scoring higher than SITCOM on the second place.

Every goes LOCO!!! Over the games.. Allan K also mentioned something about inter comedy bar basketball tournament which will be happening at the end of June of maybe the first two weeks of July. I hope this is more exciting than the volleyball. And I hope to see you there next time.

By the way, my lifetime partner and I decided to go out yesterday. I was totally disappointed about how the newest addition to INDIANA JONES films was made. The sequel is called, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The story runs like the previous sequels however, I kinda miss the action part. It feels like a coffee without sugar. But I have to mention the participation of Miss Cate Blanchett. She was able to act her German role very well with a little twist and twang that makes her speak like a genuine German chick. Makes me remember about the world's famous assassin Adolf Hitler. Ford’s acting was a little bland. He looks like sleepy or maybe sick. Is it because Harrison Ford is not as young as before? But in fairness, he managed to still hold his YUMMINESS despite his age. Yum Yum.. Anyway just my 5 cents.

My friends are inviting me to watch the premiere of SEX and THE CITY, the movie. I only wish I had a few more bucks to spend but sadly, I am on my tight state. I only have money to buy me food, and load, and clothes and OK... I am going out with my friends… and that is only if I don’t feel sleepy…

Yaaaaawwwwnnn!!!… ok I’m not coming..

Have Some Laff And Action

Bwahahahaha!!! Its weekend everyone… I will be seeing my hubby again, will be watching his show tonight and will be cheering towards the inter-comedy bar volleyball tournament championship, which will be happening tomorrow, 3:00 a.m. at the San Juan Gym. The battle towards which team is the best will be participated by the stand up comedians from SITCOM LIVE and ZIRKOH, Greenhills. Good luck to y’all.

players from SITCOM LIVE..

Oppssss.. just an ad. Pooh, will be having a show at SITCOM LIVE this coming May 30, 9:00 p.m. So if you are Ohhhhhing and Ahhhing for grandiose laughter and extra FUN FUN FUN, a P250.00 ticket will guarantee to give much of it! So see you there!!!

Here is a sample of what you are going to get… it’s normal for human to click so click this.

everything's new.., but going back to...

Grr, the much feared F file was returned to me by myds and niks, and I cant do anything but fix it… right away… again.. for the second time. And I blame FM site for bringing all classes of hell to me. Anyways, after receiving it, I had to put the R file on hold, another brain-damaging file I got few days ago. I am doomed!!!

And hmmm by the way, I am moved to a new team, just like the rest. We were shuffled and now we belong to different categories. INTERIOR is my new home, headed by our fantastic, implausable trainor Bianca. Everybody on my new team is cool except from the fact that only two writers, (one QA and one note writer, that’s Juliet and Mwah) belongs to the team. And we will be doing 370,000+ unique skus together. Well, of course, before it hits JULS, it will go on to my hands, and it will happen before I lose my sanity.

Forgive me if sometimes I forget your name, who you are, where you came from.. and worst, I forget about myself and my name, too! Nyahahaha… work related amnesia that is.

But I still amuse myself although filled with too much loads on work, which is also my fault, and FM’s fault too. Bwahahaha

I found this on the net. This is the aftermath of my boredom.

PAYONG

hindi manlabo di akin salakayin
pahintulutan ito umulan ,
ako hydroplane di ang bangko
nakakatawa itumba kumuha ang Dow Jones
kailan ang manlabo lumapit tayo gone ,
tayo Rocafella siya lumipad mataas kaysa maligtasan at G5’s ay lalong mapabuti ,
ka malaman ako , isa asahan , dahil sa precipitation. magbunton maliit na tilad dahil sa ang maulan araw
Jay , umulan tauhan ay gulugod kumuha maliit
Ms. Sunshine Rihanna saan ka at?

ka may akin puso at tayo’y hindi kailan man maaari daigdig bukod
mayo maaari di magasin
datapuwa't ikaw patahimikin maaari akin almirol
Baby magbigay di ang dilim ka
di makita makintab kotse
at atipan ng pawid kailan ka mangilangan ako diyan
kumuha ka ako’y lagi paghati-hatiin
sapagka't

CHORUS:
kailan ang paarawan sumikat
tayo’y sumikat magkasama
sinabi ka ako maaari dito magpakailan man
sinabi ako lagi maaari kaibigan
kumuha isa sumpa idikit ito lumitaw bungkalin ang tapusin
ngayon atipan ng pawid ay umulan laling marami kaysa
kahit minsan malaman atipan ng pawid
patahimikin may bawa't isa iba ka
maaari tumidig pang ilalim akin payong ka
maaari tumidig pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong
pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong
pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong
pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong yong yong yong


tesis guni-guni bagay ,
nasain hindi kailan man lumapit di sa pagitan
ika.y mahati ng akin magbigay-karapatan ,
dito dahil sa kawalang hanggan kailan
ang digmain maaaring kumuha nang mahati
kailan ang daigdig ay makitungo ng mga kardbord
kung ang ibigay ay matigas ,
magkasama tayoy sulsihan mo puso
sapagka't

REPEAT CHORUS

ka maaari tumakbo sa akin mga bisig
okay lang maaari kabahan
lumapit sa ako diyan
hindi layo di sa pagitan atin ibigin
pagayon lumakad sa at pahintulutan ang umulan ibuhos
ako’y maaari lahat ka mangilangan at laling marami
sapagka't

REPEAT CHORUS

yan ay umuulan
ahh sanggol ay umuulan
sanggol halika dito sa akin
halika dito sa akin
yan ay umuulan.. umuulan
yan ay umuulan.. umuulan
halika dito sa akin

Umbrella’s Tagalog version. Ang sagwa!!! bwahahahahahaha

FATBULOUS TOP MODEL

The 20 year old ANTM cycle 10 runner, Whitney Thompson from Atlantic Beach, Florida, made the biggest wave in the entire ANTM era being the very first Plus Size model Winner of the world’s famous, most sought after, AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

After Tyra declared her victory over 14 aspiring girls, she said,

“There is definitely times when I looked in the mirror, or looked at other girls, and thought that I wasn’t like them. Being in little school, go into the high school, always being judged, I’m thinking, am I different? Or is there something wrong with me? No! I am here because I do feel good about myself, and I want other women in America, to feel better about themselves. I’d honestly think that girls would look up to me and say, I could do that, you know? I could be that, I don’t have to starve; I don’t have to have plastic surgery, I could really be like that, I could be on that billboard, I could be on that magazine cover, why? Because I’m beautiful, from inside out…”

“If I have breast, and I have hips and I have a butt, and I am so proud of those things, I am here, I am me and I am not going to change myself…”

Isn’t she inspiring? She is a plus size yet it never stopped her from doing what she has to do. It never did become a hindrance to the attainment of what she has been dreaming of. I love her because of that.

And from her i learned that being beautiful is not always about looking great, wearing expensive clothes and wearing make ups, it also comes from within, its an attraction, it’s a belief that translates every face into an edgy, feel good, damn beautiful physique. And if you believe you are pretty, you will never be ugly. It’s me talking…

So next time, you’ll see in a cover of a magazine.

Tha tha!!!

too much of a good thing is bad

Smile.. Everyone can wear it but only a few gifted ones are lucky to fit to those moving facial muscles…

I forgot to brush my teeth before going to the office, today. GROSS!!! Good thing! I have spare toothbrush and toothpaste in my locker. So I can wear that perfect smile again.

Malls and Beauty shops are selling different kinds of toothpaste, even fruit flavored mouthwashes that promise to freshen breath up to 24 hours, which is actually a false credence, unless of course, you use it every hour.

COLGATE CLASSIC with REGULAR FLAVOR is my personal favorite. I used to brush my teeth whenever I have a chance. I bring my tooth care kit in the mall, in the office, in the bar or anytime and anywhere I go just to satisfy my great desire towards it. I’m so in love with the taste as well as the idea of having a clean mouth and fresh breath all the time. I thought its okay and hygienic as I wouldn’t want to be one among those who carry huge piles of stinky rubbish in their mouths. Eww!!! Until my dentist told me about this bad oral care habit.

Even commercials recommend brushing your teeth twice daily. That would be after breakfast and before bed time. My dentist told me that frequent unnecessary toothbrushing cause thinning of enamel which makes our teeth at risk to some sort of dental and gum problems. He also added something about tooth abrasion, one common cause of excessive toothbrushing. This bad habit causes receded gums, holes cut into teeth, sensitive teeth, strange esthetics and worst? Tooth loss.

And one more thing! Even excessive use of mouth wash also causes teeth discoloration, sensitive gums and other mouth sores. Some mouthwash contains certain amount of safe alcohols but can cause several harms when used abusively.

As much as I want to have a clean and fresh breath all the time, I have to cut my bad habit of indulging too much to toothbrushing… thankful here, I was corrected.

Now You Know.

I also found THIS. A Must Read.

traffic, too much traffic

HOOOWEEE!!!

What happens if you put together freshly picked apples, sliced into cubes, garden fresh strawberries, ripe bananas, chopped into tidbits, and many more fruits, blend them together, add some sweet but non fat milk on it? It would have been a great treat for those who are oooohhing for something to cool down their hot summer.

But what happened to me is exactly the opposite. Today maybe is one among the worst days of my life. It would be great if someone offers me a delightful fruit shake to brighten up my day. What I have blended inside my brain is too much anxiety towards what I am doing right now. (I still have the FELPRO file in may face, A BIG TIME MURDERER, A DRUG LORD, An ABORTIONIST, or maybe A HARD CORE CRIMINAL to make it short). There are too many traffics going on inside my brain, even worst than the traffic we have in EDSA... I just want to relax, to find a good time. And I hope it happens tonight at Zirkoh, greenhills and KLOWNS quezon avenue. With my well loved partner Arnell Tamayo. He will be joined by ATE GAY and ROMEL CHIKA, together with the Philippines very own “comedy concert queen”, Miss Ai Ai de las Alas. If you can visit Zirkoh or KLOWNS tonight you will be a hero.

It’s a good thing Nikki, and her most sought after blogspot gives me a little reason to smile.

And also this…

.. i wish i could convert it to cash though..
:)

CLONES OF ARACHI REI

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i better stay as ME.. hindi ko rin siguro makakasundo sarili ko.. kahit sarili ko inaaway ko.. bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa

BORED

i literally talk to myself when i am bored.. oppss.. you are not hallucinating.. this is really true.. bwahahahahaha...