phone bloggggg!

and oh so yeah. I can blog using my phone. Hurray to the bravo-ians!

Recently getting fond of Cheese.. Ü

Why Worry About 2009?

with an out of bed look.. i took this picture with my Nokia 6220 classic with Carl Zeiss optics. Set at 5 megapix with xenon flash on, at close up mode, red-eye off..

Oh yeah,… I am having the longest vacation right now. For someone who’d been working his ass out for a year, I deserve to have a long long holiday. This is my sort of a retreat from the outside world. That is why I decided to spend the entire marvelous eleven days of doing nothing but sleep, eat, go out and have fun, with my partner, so I can really get the juice out of that fabulousity. I am actually having an ORGASM, feeling so good about this year-end-holiday.

I don’t wanna think about 2009, my hypothalamus is exaggerating my emotions towards it. And yeah, I am still serving that revulsion over the #9 for no reason. I just hate the number. Number 9 for me is a horror. F(“,)ck you!

Still drooling over having my own laptop before the year ends. I provided myself well with the things I “OHHH” and “AHHH” this year. Like the air con I bought for our before-not-but-now-peaceful apartment. I also had 8 phones this year, two of which are given by my partner. The 6120 I like and the 6220 I like a lot. My CREATIVE ZEN VISION W which was also donated by my partner. A portable DVD/TV/USB player that I also gave one for my partner. Clothes, I mean lots of it. SHOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. A BED. And a LOT MORE.

Though I feel bumpy in 2009. I still look at the bright side. I am alive, with a good life, a loving dedicated partner, a job, fabulous friends, the universe… what should I worry about?

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

The Attack Of The Killer Nurse!!!

I decided to be a NURSE, a maharot one. So, I named my costume as “MAHAROT NA NURSE” at the Monster Ball last Oct 31. I won, and its everybody’s loss. Bwahahahaha

You guys want to see more of the monster ball?

Click these:

USAP Halloween Party
Twas A Happy Halloween
USAP Halloween Parteh 2k8
Revenge Of The Alteregos 10.31.2008
USAP Halloween Party Yay
USAP Halloween Party 2008
U.S.A.P. Monster Ball


And for my video, click here:

MAHAROT NA NURSE

and also few of my candid shots at the Brakes Trick Or Treat..
i am a bank teller rape victim naman sa araw na yun..

click me

enjoy!!

for jhigs

naku mare.. nakikilebel sayu itong si HERMALDITANESS aka ruby ann sa 1st floor.. samplean mo nga...

CLICK ME

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ayan mare basahin mo at basahin nyong lahat!!

lolx

Murdered By Straight People

I had the most outrageous laugh after I found out about this:









and the best part is?
i know these people.. and i see them around everyday.. nice..

good luck, guys..
and please?.. get some life..

:)

to download the entire forum click this: PAKSHET

Nakakatax Refund Naman Yan, Te...

This is the first time I ever had fun with my earnings and yes we all received our tax refund after a million months of complaining about the large amount of tax deduction on our monthly wages. What else can you do with the money but spend it. Right?

Yes, I finally am opening a bank account named after me. I’ve been planning to save some of my earnings even before I received the life-changing tax refund.

I also had a chance to pursue my charitable plans of sharing some of it to my sister, who asks for a complete set of church uniform, and my brother who badly need my financial assistance. I can't discuss it here coz I don’t want to sound like I’m exposing my brothers mismanaged life. I am only disturbed after seeing him on a scrawny-look the last time I visited my family in BICOL. I was even blown out with tears when I saw him on that situation. I admit, we didn’t get along that much because his heart refuses to love a homosexual brother but it doesn’t mean I have to give him the same treatment. I should be mad at him but I set that aside coz he needed my hand. And so I did and it felt different. I really have a heart of a loving brother, though I never asked him to love me back but at least respect me for who I am and what I decided to become. Anyway, the food for his family is secured for at least a month. That is the help I can give out for now. If I got more, then ill give more. That’s a promise.

Art is not made to just sit back after receiving his cash, of course, I shop! Shop here, shop there, shop everywhere. I stroll around the mall gliding like I was born to shop to death. Hahahahaha. Just kidding. I just had some speakers for my CREATIVE ZEN VISION W, had my phone fixed for my SUN CELLULAR number, updated my toiletries, bought myself a traveling bag so I can carry everything I need in just one carriage. Of course, got some nice colorful undies from where else can you buy best quality, hip and fashionable inner wears but BENCH. I got three of them, the colorful ones. And you know me; I won’t stop shopping without getting something for my beloved Arnell. ROCA has this white muscle shirt with faces of models printed on it, a perfect gift for him. I even got one for myself too, a month ago.

It all happened in a day.

And the next day, everybody wears a new look. NAKAKATAX REFUND LOOK.

bwahahahahahaha

Be Gay... Be Famous....

Linday Lohan admitted she’s gay. Clay Aiken also officially announced that he is gay (not really obvious). And mwah, as well as my partner is living a gay life for almost forever. Is this some sort of an i-wanna-be-the-it-girl--so-i-admitted-I’m-gay or being gay is just in? What is happening to these people?

I am so loving it!

a clone of an angel

You are looking at future culprit of me and my partners break-up. And yes, you are looking at one of the most blessed men of the world. People knew him as Kyle XY, my freshest newest love interest. Look at those eyes, you might want to seat around and stare at his face forever. Come here, sit beside me and feed our slobbering minds with his OH-MY-GOD image.

I just can’t get enough of this addiction. I binge too much to it. Once I plug the dvd player and start with a plan to stimulate melatonin production by watching KYLE XY, I always end up with a never ending dvd marathon. The urge is so uncontrollable. Every episode, every new revelation brings out a non-explainable force the pushes me to watch the next episode.. Then the next one.. Until I don’t get enough rest. Go to the office after an hour of sleep, with his images in my brain. Now tell me I’m a junkie.

I am currently watching the 8th episode of its season two. And I wanna go home to finish the entire season. And then die waiting for the third season to finally end, so I can buy the dvd version, to continue the undying KYLE XY marathon.

Its not only the MATT DALLAS that I watch out to, it’s the story of the series. It talks about how hard it is to not have your own family. The last two episodes of the first season made me burst out with tears. I was touched when Kyle had to leave the Trager family to discover his origin. I just love how the story goes aside from the so innocent drool-over -my-hot -body looks of my future fiancé Matt Dallas.

I just had enough blahs for today. I am looking forward to go home tonight and finish the remaining 20 episodes of the season two.

And of course, I can't trade my Arnell for a "him". I still love my partner, no matter how good looking Matt is.

Ooppss don’t give me that look.. napakajudgemental mo naman te. Attorney ka ba dati?

JHIG'S PUTOPAO MADNESS

I promised Jhigs, my fellow kapapananampalataya that I’ll be promoting his PUTOPAO BUSSINESS here at my blogspot. I hurried up, made an advertisement. After some click here and type there. Here it is.

“Tired of going out of the office every morning for breakfast? You don’t have to walk a mile because now, you can just seat back, do your work while enjoying your breakfast at the same time!

Introducing, the best tasting PUTOPAO, a pride of Laguna. A Putopao like you’ve never tasted. Made from high quality wheat flour from Davao, filled with soft beef muscles that'll sure boost your eating appetite and will definitely make you ask for more, packed with more vitamins and minerals to fulfill your daily nutritional needs, BFAD approved with no therapeutic effects, less carb, less fat, less sugar, less calorie, just enough to sustain a healthy diet, not only that, the dough is added with 5% powdered glutathione and vitamin c that works hand in hand to give you that whiter and youthful skin, you’ve always wanted, with a full day money-back guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Send your orders now to experience the once in a lifetime indulgence, and we’ll be glad to deliver our very own oven-fresh PUTOPAO right at your own desk!

Orders are available while supply lasts..”

Prepare for more orders mare.

DUMBELINA!!!!

It took me a million years to post another blog entry. And yes, I went to Bicol, spent some quality time with my family and friends who had been really dieting a lot. I feel their junks on me. Everybody is skinny, why am I fat? After living like a millionaire in my home town, I am back in the metropolis with nothing but clothes, myself and some nuts (some in my head while others were sweetened).

Not to mention my first ever travel by the sky. My dream is for SPERMAN to rescue me and fly me to the moon. I am 25, and yet I still hold a childish fear. And yes I am acrophobic. A special thanks to Melvin, who was with me at my first air trip with fear, I am slowly getting over.

Just like the virgin-looking half-virgin Myda, I am also loaded with too much work. So, some may be expecting something explosive from this new blog entry. It may not be but I sure did have the most outrageous laugh yesterday.

One from the million lazy days at the office, the MUG shot addict and LOMOGRAPHIC ARTS ASSOCIATION certified cam whore, The Star of “blogspotting..”, Nikki asked me to check my YM list for an award winning status message from our previous officemate in Legazpi. Blame our dirty minds for laughing out loud. Brace yourselves guys and here it is!!!

Thaaaaadaaaaahhhh!!!!

And also one of our team mates offered him self to the hungry girl, but fail in the end with the girl’s fear to get a “tinga.”

Gaano ba kaliit yan jerjer? Parang dental floss lang, na pwede mong ipasok sa gitna ng dalawang nag uumpugang ipin? Hahahahahaha. Next time, be a little nosey, DUMBELINA.. bwahahaha

Look, I Am An Avatar!!!

I had one of the most boring days of my life last Sunday morning. I was the only one in the room aside from of course, my husband who had been sleeping quietly for hours, because he thinks he had to, for the achievement of his so-called “old man that dwells in a young body” look. (that he failed to don’t have, or maybe he looks so lip-smacking for me coz I love him more than you do. Everybody loves my husband) I tried to close my eyes and get more sleep but I just couldn’t.

So, I hurried up, stood on my ass and fed my eyes with the boring and was written-by-mistake, self-declared unedited blogs of my fellow officemate, (who, we think should blog in Filipino which is OK for a non-writer who wants to do blogs and we understand her if she effectively write them in her native tongue.)

After, squeezing my asshole from that crispy laughs that I just had, I landed on a website called FACE YOUR MANGA. A cool do-it-yourself-site to where I instantly become a perfect avatar maker. Just take a look at how cute I can be if I am an avatar. Tadaaaahhh!!!!

Isn’t that gorgeous? Now, you can make your own. Make sure you are bored enough to do it. Now, click this to enjoy Facing Your Manga.

Ninoy And Joseph Gave Me Something To Blog About

Bored?.. . fed up? Got nothing to do? Grab some ABE, take some fake hair, set it on top of your head, pull some Ninoy and Joseph.. then finally pose for a GJ shot.. strange things happen..

enjoy!

The Not-So-Impressive Side of the iPhone 3G

I just had the freshest August 2008 edition of my hubby’s favorite Gadget Magazine, T3. We may not own everything inside but at least we are updated about the hottest and the not-so-hot gadgets on the market. Of course, my heart is still drooling to own the Fuji Finepix F100FD, but is no longer interested on getting the iPhone 3G.

Apple announced the highly sophisticated and most anticipated come back of its iPhone. Now moving on with its full renovations handling a 3G network they failed to include on the first release. Hurray for Apple!!! For finally realizing that most cell phones companies are making it a standard feature.

“Twice as Fast, Half the Price.” I just hope it applies here in the Philippines. I am expecting a price hike of P20k or higher.

It was brilliant that the new iPhone is bulkier than the first one, making it easier to handle. It also boasts its Wifi Application that can connect to Wifi networks in 4 sec. This means, you can seat back and enjoy the coach potato time while watching some flicks on Youtube. Also a great gadget for online chat and emails.

However, I am more depressed than impressed. While Nokia, SE, Moto and other famous cell phone companies are aiming to produce a phone with 8 megapixels this year, Apple seems to be so comfortable with its 2.0 megapixel. And spending a huge amount of more than P40k on a phone with irreplaceable li-ion battery, no expandable memory, no video and no MMS is a complete waste of bucks.

I am not getting one for myself.

And by the way, its HANS MORTEL and ATE GAY’S NATAL DAY today. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I made ate gay cry this morning when I greeted her with a wish.

Donation Please

My future luscious voluptuous extended curl lashes with John Lloyd Cruz

I had the most intensive type of self control yesterday, when nikki and I had a stroll along the voyeur ways of Robinsons Galleria. She opted to buy a pair of stiletto for her cousin but failed. You can ask her why. Hehehe. We landed on several shops that sell most of my well-loved items like the colorful fashionable watches from MINT which I really “heart” a lot. I felt depressed that I was financially challenged by these watches that cost only P350.00. Am I not paid enough or I just need a good paying extra job?

Seriously, I have to tighten my belt this season coz I paid for my bugging monthly debts. I am paid more than what most of the employed Filipinos get but still, I find myself running out of finances. Just like some of my fellow officemates, I also question why do we have to pay much on our basic needs? Why do we have to work a lot and earn only enough? Why do we have to ask about these things all the time and still end up unresolved?

We also had a chance to visit D VISAGE, found at the lower ground floor of the mall, to inquire about the LASH extension, one of the modifications I am oohhhing to have. I wish, someone with a good heart would give me cash so I can have the treatment for free.

A small amount of P2,000.00 would not cause a huge loss in your wallet. You can send me a private message so I can give my ATM account number. Bwahahahaha. I just need a change.

Low, Low, Low, Low....

If not because of my cheap umbrella, I would have gone home wet all over. It was raining last night. After burning 300 calories over a 30-minute cardio workout on a treadmill, I decided to focus on my upper chest and abdominal area. So I went home early.

I finally had a good sleep, after nights of suffering from insomnia.

For months, I’ve been complaining about my weight, that the nurse told me I am a bit obese, I had to cut out some unhealthy food habits to have a good and healthy diet. She told me to have a low salt, low sugar, low fat, low calorie, low protein, low carb, more water diet. Imagine, what kind of food should I eat?

I’ve been dozing to eating only oats, the only food I found to fit her descriptions. I convinced myself it’s delicious, cause if I don’t force myself to love what I should eat, I won’t stop complaining about it all the time. Just think about the length of time I am stocked on that LOW-ON-EVERYTHING DIET. I will be living with it for months my dear. It sucks, I know, but because I want to be healthy, I have to live with it. Not bad at all, it makes me feel like a ten month old baby.

To make it easier, I selected some delectable oat flavors. But still, it’s boring. And please don’t ask me anything about food if you don’t want to ruin my day.

I WORKED SO HARD TO LOSE YOU...

I had a troubled sleep. I don’t know why but it could be the raunchy rotting smell that surprised me when I opened our bedroom door last night. My playful imaginative self went into several creepy thoughts that brought me up until 2 o’clock in the morning. So, imagine a day with only four hours of sleep.

Anyways, I am wearing my most boring outfit today. A dirty brown ripped-off polo shirt matched to a dark tan baggy peddle pants paired to a red Chuck Taylor sneakers and white rubberized fashion wrist watch from ODM. This is accomplished by not doing my laundry for days. i don't wanna go to the office naked, so I am doing it today, Hopefully…

I submitted myself to GYM after I promised months ago that I would religiously go on a weight loss program. And so I finally pushed my dream of working out. My body misses it. I don’t belong to the legions of skinny-obsessed bulimics. I want to be healthy and fit. That’s it. I don’t care if you believe me or not. But I am a health buff.

From weighing 125lbs last December 2007, I bloated to 152lbs last JUNE and now I lost 4.403lbs. which is a good result after dusting myself off. My body doesn’t show the pounds I lost but at least I weigh down. My hard works are paying off. According to my Physical Trainer, it will take months to see the results. And I wont get tired of devoting myself to it until I finally shrink to my normal state so i can wear my skinny jeans and skimpy trunks again. Bwahahahaha.

You'll have to watch out for that.

And ooopps, you can visit MELVIN's site if you want to know more about his CITY LIFE.

When I Met My Idol

It actually happened a week ago in ZIRKOH Timog. Of course, I am talking about none other than the Philippines famous CHUCHAY with a Restaurant Business called LUGAWAN REPUBLIC, Miss GLADYS GUEVARRA..

Kaibigan ng asawa ko si CHUCHAY.. sinabi ko rin sa kanya na madalas ako manood ng EAT BULAGA dati dahil rin sa KANYA.. bilib kasi ako sa kanya sa sobrang galing nya magpatawa..

Galing lang sya sa US ngayun nagbabalik para muling magbigay kasiyahan sa inyo.. We went to BARRAKZ after her set, with her friends and other famous entertainers.. kaya lang umuwi kami agad kasi inantok ako at bumagyo.. lolx

You can catch her at ZIRKOH TIMOG during SATURDAYS.. and you can also click THIS and THIS to know more about her.. and her show schedules..

And if you are OOOOhhing and AAAhhing for exquisite native best tasting Filipino dishes, you can visit LUGAWAN REPUBLIC at METROWALK and TIMOG. YOU can also click THIS and THIS or GOTOHELL for more info..

OH ayan MISS GLADYS.. NATUPAD KO NA ANG PROMISE KO.. naipromote ko na ang lahat lahat sayo.. see you soon.. ahihihihi

Passion Vers Les Voitures

Sitting here, staring at my desktop, wondering how the world turned me from a nurse-to-be with a purpose-driven life to a full-pledge-online car parts catalog developer. Not bad at all. Even during my childhood days, I remember asking my mom about getting a toy car, a sporty one, as a gift for my natal day. My mom and I are super close, so the first person to know I’m DIFFERENT would be her. My MOM! And also the reason why I didn’t get the sporty toy car I want for my birthday. But it didn’t stop from liking it. I received 5 boring "well-loved" fairy tale books that I didn’t even bother reading. In case you want to know.

I grew up with yearning for cars but I chose to hide it coz I know, no one from my family would be thrilled knowing that i do, so I put it in a lunch box and let it rot. I grew up, went to college, graduated as a midwife and a nurse but here I am, working as a CATALOG DEVELOPER in a famous online car parts store.

I started working in my company on 2006 as a Marketing Analyst. My passion toward cars awakes after a long sleep. I just got 89 from a 100-item test evaluation. Pretty nice for a Nurse Graduate huh?

I just love cars.. and I’m getting one before I die.. a sporty one… maybe tomorrow? hehehe

MISSION IMPOSIBLE

A very disturbing fact hits me to today. I am FAT… after months of convincing myself it’s OKAY to be FAT, it took its toll as it ends today. I am finally decided to trim my extra flab off.

I don’t care about what other people think about me, they can always try to make me feel bad about how I appear, but I won’t allow them to hurt me. I am always confident that I may not look like a celebrity but I am definitely better looking than YOU, unless you are Brad Pitt or Roel Cesar Cabbab. I am submitting myself to working out and ill cut my bad eating habits off my daily routine and that is eating only the boring ones… or ill probably just sleep when I am hungry… to be in shape after 2 months. That’s a MISSION.

If Ed Norton asks me for a date, I will never say NO, a thought after watching the INCREDIBLE HULK. My lips are way better than LIV TYLER. Okey, I am delusional.. Just don’t give me that nod… Please? Lolx

No Better Blogs For Today

My life here in metropolis starts to consume me in full throttle. There are too many pressures at work, at the apartment, at the environment, and even inside myself. There are too much things to deal with, like the different attitudes of my housemates, our individual differences, personalities that conflicts to one another, practices, beliefs, etc. but I am trying to adjust and understand it although I admit, I haven’t completely adjusted myself to my new setting.

But if I am ready to for some tune up, I don’t want to be the only hero.

I just don’t find any significant topic to blog about.

If Adam Never Sees Rihanna's Face Again

I’ve never seen anything hotter than the combination of two extremely burning songsters in one mind blowing music video. I am certainly not talking about the collaboration of Victor Wood and Imelda Papin, And yeah I am talking about Rihanna and Maroon 5’s Adam Lavine doing the If I Never See Your Face Again Music Video. Watch this.



Now you know what I mean? Two burning rocks crashing like a Big Bang! And I also know you love the ending. When Adam grabs some strands of Rihanna’s hair while she was looking at him looking like an innocence chick but ready to get hurt on a hot role playing battle. Nyahahahaha

Here I go again. lolx

Are You Familiar With This?

“Hello, I’m Your MetroBank ET, welcome to electronic touch banking.. Now, press the key of your desired transaction… I’m your electronic teller…..Available 24 hours a day, seven days a week… Get your card, your cash and transaction slip.. Thank you for banking with us..”

Everybody smiles when they here this voice prompt.. do you agree? Lets visit the machine now.. hurry!!! before everybody fills the line.

... listen

I used to be a stubborn kid with a purpose-driven life, to piss other people off. I was successful. Very successful. But you know, KARMA? My bestfriend? Hahahahaha… he was with me all the time, and it’s not healthy.

Yes, life is a bitch because I am myself is a bitch. I exist to make people hate life. Hahahahaha…

The aftermath? I heard myself singing.. “Its all coming back, all coming back to me now..” with my best friend’s constant visit. And with that I learned to tone down. Maybe because I am growing and it goes with the aging hormones. Or whatever it is, I still feel the need to grow.

I started by thinking positive. I put away my mean side and replace it with sweetness. Then I started gaining friends, I started to become a reason of everyone’s laughter. Then I realize, its more fun being nice.

It’s a positive change.
Just like what I am telling everybody.
Always be positive.
It’s maybe hard but if you get use to it, it will be easier.
Everything is easy if you think it’s easy.

I don’t want to be a stubborn kid, no more.
Stubborn kid doesn’t learn.

And also remember, WE ALL HAVE EARS TO LISTEN, SO USE IT.
Some people are unlucky to miss this gift.
If you don’t know how to listen, donate mo na lang sa willing makinig!!!

And one mode thing.
Kapag pinapangaralan ka, you listen to what he is telling you.
Don’t look at the person talking.
Because if you do, the tendency is to judge him according to whom he is, without focusing on the talk he is doing.
But if you listen, and if you absorb everything by just listening and without looking, it will make you a better person. Most of the successful people I know master the Art of LISTENING. But if you don’t want to be a better person, open your eyes wide. And be miserable your entire life.

Jesus even said, “Listen to me, don’t look at me.”
Even Beyonce complains about not listening.
"All 'cause you won't listen….
And I've tried and tried
To say whats on my mind
You should have known…
You should have listened……"

I’m done talking. Will you listen?

balls and movies

I congratulate ZIRKOH GREENHILLS for winning the Inter-Comedy Bar Volleyball Tournament. SWEET also known as John Lapus had an apparition. But after the nerve racking battle between Punchline and The Library, he left. Romel Chika and Julia Clarete were also there for the first time.

Though Vice Ganda exerted all her Horsepower towards winning the game, The Library still got the third spot making Punchline be on the fourth spot. Then Zirkoh Greenhills won the championship match scoring higher than SITCOM on the second place.

Every goes LOCO!!! Over the games.. Allan K also mentioned something about inter comedy bar basketball tournament which will be happening at the end of June of maybe the first two weeks of July. I hope this is more exciting than the volleyball. And I hope to see you there next time.

By the way, my lifetime partner and I decided to go out yesterday. I was totally disappointed about how the newest addition to INDIANA JONES films was made. The sequel is called, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The story runs like the previous sequels however, I kinda miss the action part. It feels like a coffee without sugar. But I have to mention the participation of Miss Cate Blanchett. She was able to act her German role very well with a little twist and twang that makes her speak like a genuine German chick. Makes me remember about the world's famous assassin Adolf Hitler. Ford’s acting was a little bland. He looks like sleepy or maybe sick. Is it because Harrison Ford is not as young as before? But in fairness, he managed to still hold his YUMMINESS despite his age. Yum Yum.. Anyway just my 5 cents.

My friends are inviting me to watch the premiere of SEX and THE CITY, the movie. I only wish I had a few more bucks to spend but sadly, I am on my tight state. I only have money to buy me food, and load, and clothes and OK... I am going out with my friends… and that is only if I don’t feel sleepy…

Yaaaaawwwwnnn!!!… ok I’m not coming..

Have Some Laff And Action

Bwahahahaha!!! Its weekend everyone… I will be seeing my hubby again, will be watching his show tonight and will be cheering towards the inter-comedy bar volleyball tournament championship, which will be happening tomorrow, 3:00 a.m. at the San Juan Gym. The battle towards which team is the best will be participated by the stand up comedians from SITCOM LIVE and ZIRKOH, Greenhills. Good luck to y’all.

players from SITCOM LIVE..

Oppssss.. just an ad. Pooh, will be having a show at SITCOM LIVE this coming May 30, 9:00 p.m. So if you are Ohhhhhing and Ahhhing for grandiose laughter and extra FUN FUN FUN, a P250.00 ticket will guarantee to give much of it! So see you there!!!

Here is a sample of what you are going to get… it’s normal for human to click so click this.

everything's new.., but going back to...

Grr, the much feared F file was returned to me by myds and niks, and I cant do anything but fix it… right away… again.. for the second time. And I blame FM site for bringing all classes of hell to me. Anyways, after receiving it, I had to put the R file on hold, another brain-damaging file I got few days ago. I am doomed!!!

And hmmm by the way, I am moved to a new team, just like the rest. We were shuffled and now we belong to different categories. INTERIOR is my new home, headed by our fantastic, implausable trainor Bianca. Everybody on my new team is cool except from the fact that only two writers, (one QA and one note writer, that’s Juliet and Mwah) belongs to the team. And we will be doing 370,000+ unique skus together. Well, of course, before it hits JULS, it will go on to my hands, and it will happen before I lose my sanity.

Forgive me if sometimes I forget your name, who you are, where you came from.. and worst, I forget about myself and my name, too! Nyahahaha… work related amnesia that is.

But I still amuse myself although filled with too much loads on work, which is also my fault, and FM’s fault too. Bwahahaha

I found this on the net. This is the aftermath of my boredom.

PAYONG

hindi manlabo di akin salakayin
pahintulutan ito umulan ,
ako hydroplane di ang bangko
nakakatawa itumba kumuha ang Dow Jones
kailan ang manlabo lumapit tayo gone ,
tayo Rocafella siya lumipad mataas kaysa maligtasan at G5’s ay lalong mapabuti ,
ka malaman ako , isa asahan , dahil sa precipitation. magbunton maliit na tilad dahil sa ang maulan araw
Jay , umulan tauhan ay gulugod kumuha maliit
Ms. Sunshine Rihanna saan ka at?

ka may akin puso at tayo’y hindi kailan man maaari daigdig bukod
mayo maaari di magasin
datapuwa't ikaw patahimikin maaari akin almirol
Baby magbigay di ang dilim ka
di makita makintab kotse
at atipan ng pawid kailan ka mangilangan ako diyan
kumuha ka ako’y lagi paghati-hatiin
sapagka't

CHORUS:
kailan ang paarawan sumikat
tayo’y sumikat magkasama
sinabi ka ako maaari dito magpakailan man
sinabi ako lagi maaari kaibigan
kumuha isa sumpa idikit ito lumitaw bungkalin ang tapusin
ngayon atipan ng pawid ay umulan laling marami kaysa
kahit minsan malaman atipan ng pawid
patahimikin may bawa't isa iba ka
maaari tumidig pang ilalim akin payong ka
maaari tumidig pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong
pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong
pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong
pang ilalim akin payong
yong yong yong yong yong yong


tesis guni-guni bagay ,
nasain hindi kailan man lumapit di sa pagitan
ika.y mahati ng akin magbigay-karapatan ,
dito dahil sa kawalang hanggan kailan
ang digmain maaaring kumuha nang mahati
kailan ang daigdig ay makitungo ng mga kardbord
kung ang ibigay ay matigas ,
magkasama tayoy sulsihan mo puso
sapagka't

REPEAT CHORUS

ka maaari tumakbo sa akin mga bisig
okay lang maaari kabahan
lumapit sa ako diyan
hindi layo di sa pagitan atin ibigin
pagayon lumakad sa at pahintulutan ang umulan ibuhos
ako’y maaari lahat ka mangilangan at laling marami
sapagka't

REPEAT CHORUS

yan ay umuulan
ahh sanggol ay umuulan
sanggol halika dito sa akin
halika dito sa akin
yan ay umuulan.. umuulan
yan ay umuulan.. umuulan
halika dito sa akin

Umbrella’s Tagalog version. Ang sagwa!!! bwahahahahahaha

FATBULOUS TOP MODEL

The 20 year old ANTM cycle 10 runner, Whitney Thompson from Atlantic Beach, Florida, made the biggest wave in the entire ANTM era being the very first Plus Size model Winner of the world’s famous, most sought after, AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

After Tyra declared her victory over 14 aspiring girls, she said,

“There is definitely times when I looked in the mirror, or looked at other girls, and thought that I wasn’t like them. Being in little school, go into the high school, always being judged, I’m thinking, am I different? Or is there something wrong with me? No! I am here because I do feel good about myself, and I want other women in America, to feel better about themselves. I’d honestly think that girls would look up to me and say, I could do that, you know? I could be that, I don’t have to starve; I don’t have to have plastic surgery, I could really be like that, I could be on that billboard, I could be on that magazine cover, why? Because I’m beautiful, from inside out…”

“If I have breast, and I have hips and I have a butt, and I am so proud of those things, I am here, I am me and I am not going to change myself…”

Isn’t she inspiring? She is a plus size yet it never stopped her from doing what she has to do. It never did become a hindrance to the attainment of what she has been dreaming of. I love her because of that.

And from her i learned that being beautiful is not always about looking great, wearing expensive clothes and wearing make ups, it also comes from within, its an attraction, it’s a belief that translates every face into an edgy, feel good, damn beautiful physique. And if you believe you are pretty, you will never be ugly. It’s me talking…

So next time, you’ll see in a cover of a magazine.

Tha tha!!!

too much of a good thing is bad

Smile.. Everyone can wear it but only a few gifted ones are lucky to fit to those moving facial muscles…

I forgot to brush my teeth before going to the office, today. GROSS!!! Good thing! I have spare toothbrush and toothpaste in my locker. So I can wear that perfect smile again.

Malls and Beauty shops are selling different kinds of toothpaste, even fruit flavored mouthwashes that promise to freshen breath up to 24 hours, which is actually a false credence, unless of course, you use it every hour.

COLGATE CLASSIC with REGULAR FLAVOR is my personal favorite. I used to brush my teeth whenever I have a chance. I bring my tooth care kit in the mall, in the office, in the bar or anytime and anywhere I go just to satisfy my great desire towards it. I’m so in love with the taste as well as the idea of having a clean mouth and fresh breath all the time. I thought its okay and hygienic as I wouldn’t want to be one among those who carry huge piles of stinky rubbish in their mouths. Eww!!! Until my dentist told me about this bad oral care habit.

Even commercials recommend brushing your teeth twice daily. That would be after breakfast and before bed time. My dentist told me that frequent unnecessary toothbrushing cause thinning of enamel which makes our teeth at risk to some sort of dental and gum problems. He also added something about tooth abrasion, one common cause of excessive toothbrushing. This bad habit causes receded gums, holes cut into teeth, sensitive teeth, strange esthetics and worst? Tooth loss.

And one more thing! Even excessive use of mouth wash also causes teeth discoloration, sensitive gums and other mouth sores. Some mouthwash contains certain amount of safe alcohols but can cause several harms when used abusively.

As much as I want to have a clean and fresh breath all the time, I have to cut my bad habit of indulging too much to toothbrushing… thankful here, I was corrected.

Now You Know.

I also found THIS. A Must Read.

traffic, too much traffic

HOOOWEEE!!!

What happens if you put together freshly picked apples, sliced into cubes, garden fresh strawberries, ripe bananas, chopped into tidbits, and many more fruits, blend them together, add some sweet but non fat milk on it? It would have been a great treat for those who are oooohhing for something to cool down their hot summer.

But what happened to me is exactly the opposite. Today maybe is one among the worst days of my life. It would be great if someone offers me a delightful fruit shake to brighten up my day. What I have blended inside my brain is too much anxiety towards what I am doing right now. (I still have the FELPRO file in may face, A BIG TIME MURDERER, A DRUG LORD, An ABORTIONIST, or maybe A HARD CORE CRIMINAL to make it short). There are too many traffics going on inside my brain, even worst than the traffic we have in EDSA... I just want to relax, to find a good time. And I hope it happens tonight at Zirkoh, greenhills and KLOWNS quezon avenue. With my well loved partner Arnell Tamayo. He will be joined by ATE GAY and ROMEL CHIKA, together with the Philippines very own “comedy concert queen”, Miss Ai Ai de las Alas. If you can visit Zirkoh or KLOWNS tonight you will be a hero.

It’s a good thing Nikki, and her most sought after blogspot gives me a little reason to smile.

And also this…

.. i wish i could convert it to cash though..
:)

CLONES OF ARACHI REI

MEET MY SISTERS....





i better stay as ME.. hindi ko rin siguro makakasundo sarili ko.. kahit sarili ko inaaway ko.. bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa

BORED

i literally talk to myself when i am bored.. oppss.. you are not hallucinating.. this is really true.. bwahahahahaha...